Creamy-T's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Computer Problems 2]

oh god the voices

these might be the most annoying, unfunny voice actors i've ever heard. the overzealousness, the bad accent, the horrible sound quality...it just sounded like a couple people with no premise trying DESPERATELY to make it funny. this possibly could've been moderately funny with better timed jokes and better voice acting, but it ended up just being a complete waste of time.

[Sheindlin's Reign]

very refreshing flash - funny too

this was amazingly well-put together. the timing and voice clips were perfect - which is more than i can say for a lot of "comedic" flash animations on this site. that oldschool style of animation worked well too, and you obviously knew what you were doing in that department.

and, in regards to stupidmovie, i have been coming here since i heard about it a month or 2 after columbine (you can probably guess why) and understand what you mean. however, i like the direction newgrounds is heading.

submissions DID used to have crazy animation like this and be ultra-violent - but they weren't neccesarily funnier. in fact, a LOT of them were horribly put together. everyone was just tryign to do the same thing. nowadays people have become a lot more artistic and adept with flash. but in the same sense you still have people like krinkels who relies much more on senseless violence than artistic animation - and people are STILL copying him left and right.

[Zelda's PRIDE force]

well drawn, kind of weird...

all the characters were well drawn, definately a good deal of talent in that area. the voice acting was alright, but the voice quality (mostly sound level) wasn't good, and the voices were a little annoying.

the joke didn't make any sense. it just wasn't funny..the triforce meaning gay pride didn't really come from anywhere, and was just kind of strangely interjected. i like that random Aqua Teen Hunger Force humor, but...this just wasn't pulled off right.

nalem responds:

What do you mean? She admitted she was in love with a girl. The symbol for gay pride is a triangle, just like the Triforce is made of 3 triangles. It's merely a joke on the shape.

[Mask]

cool animation and style

i love the rough/sketchy style of art and animation used. gives a great comic-book sense of action in the movie. the camera movement/focus is particularly well done, and definately does a good job of drawing you inot the action.

sound effects and possibly a better song selection (personally i find that kind of guitar stuff to just sound cheesy and take away from action sequences) could've improved this a bit more.

[Valhalla Knights]

good character animation, spotty artwork and sound

the character animation, especially in the intro sequence, was extremely well done. it's easy to tell you paid careful attention to detail with it...but the rest of the flash suffers from an obvious lack of attention. the backgrounds, especially with the textures in the intro, were pretty atrocious. the camera work was annoying, and the speaking was hard to hear over the "soft" background music. also, why did the main character have an accent when his father didn't? also, the sudden change of mood from the driving to being greeted at work to getting yelled at to remembering his father was a bit awkward.

you have a great deal of talent, but this flash feels very unmastered. a simple turning up of the sound for the voice (or turning down of the music), and more attention to background detail would really bring this to life.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.1]

sweet christ that was crazy

by far the most action packed and well "choreographed" flash movie i've ever seen. i was really worried when he pulled out that lightsaber thing, but you used it incredibly well. the immense amount of work you obviously put into this paid off. even with all the non-stop violence you never let a single part get dragged down with a "i think he just got tired and stopped caring right here" scene. vast improvement over the last 2 bunnykills (which were both badass). i LOVE all the "boss" scenes you always throw in. great work. please satiate my desire for more!!!

[Deciduous]

great piece of art

not much to say that im sure hasn't already been said. spectacular artwork. had a very personal and artistic feel to it - very unique.

i'd love to see more of your work in the future.

[Retarded Animal Babies 13]

same old shit again...

another retarded animals baby designed for 13 year old idiots. even if i could overlook the obscenely bad and not funny intro (star wars intro parodies are the worst an most overdone wastes of time ever), the entire rest of the flash had no redeeming value. nothing was funny. it's great that you can some how meld every name you find into "cock-something" or "cunt-something", but it's not exactly funny.

quit trying so hard with all the gross-out scenes super-ultra-bad-language bullshit. you could say "cuntfuckface" a million times - it's not gonna be funny unless it's actually worked into a decent joke or something.

[Akira The Don - L.I.T.F.]

good god i can't stop watching this

i've watched this about 8 times since last night. despite the questionable quality of the song itself, it's SO CATCHY. good GOD! im not gonna make any guesses as to how seriously you take yourselves as musicians, but you're fucking good. it takes a lot of talent to produce something so raw and almost goofy, but make it so catchy and well put together.

im admittedly a little snobby sometimes when it comes to music. i hate pretty much all commercial hip-hop and rock that's been released in the past 10 years - i don't know what happened...but. i can't stop listening to this. please release a downloadable version with slightly higher quality! i need this on winamp.

btw, great lyrical flow. the vocal structures throughout the verses and chorus are top notch.